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Consider
the Sorcery, by Donna Freydkin
Special
for USA TODAY 11/13/2002
You
won't be soaring around on broomsticks, scoring at Quidditch or
slaying dragons at Europe's first real academy of witchcraft.
In
fact, unlike fictional master magician Harry Potter, who learns
his craft at the mysteriously magnificent Hogwarts School of Witchcraft
and Wizardry and resumes his adventures in the upcoming film version
of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (opening Friday), the
students at the Hexenschule here study decidedly down-to-earth subjects
to become certified witches and wizards.
"Just
because you can make chamomile tea doesn't make you a witch," says
co-founder and instructor Sonja Kulmitzer, 28. "To be a real witch,
you need to know healing skills and be utterly familiar with the
curative powers of roots, herbs, spices and plants."
That's
why at the Hexenschule - that's German for witch school - you'll
learn which plants can cure headaches and coughs, and how to make
your own lucky charms and talismans. And although Hogwarts may have
its enchanted ceiling, towering turrets and twisting staircases,
the homespun Hexenschule is naggingly normal, located in a bright,
one-floor apartment in an average nondescript row house in this
bucolic Alpine town about 140 miles south of Vienna. Amulets and
witchy posters hang on the walls; classes take place in a comfortable
living room crammed with furniture, massage tables and books.
List
of school supplies
Wannabe
witches and wizards start off with Module 1: Energy by learning
meditation skills to help them relax. Once they're sufficiently
mellowed out, they study energy-based healing methods and how to
feel and use the power of the earth's energy to help others. Sure,
it may sound esoteric, but the class actually focuses on the basics
of meteorology, astronomy and astrology. The studies help students
get in touch with their subconscious and recognize and follow intuitions
by finding and channeling sources of energy in nature. That entails
spending hours repetitively using a pendulum or dowsing rod to help
locate energy sources in the earth. Practice, instructor Andreas
Starchel says, makes perfect. "Getting in touch with your deepest
senses forms the foundation of everything that witchcraft is about,"
he says. "If students do this right, they'll learn to be hyper-aware
of everything around them."
Supplies
needed (They can be bought online for about $94):
- Protection
charm, to boost your protective circle.
- Special
innocence resin, to cleanse your aura and shield your protective
circle.
- Meditation
CD, to help you relax and learn rune meditation techniques.
- Y-divining
rod and spiral tool, to help you easily locate water and energy
sources.
- L-divining
rod, to help detect human energy sources.
- Pendulum,
to help you ascertain the distance to specific energy sources.
- Tensor,
to help you examine human energy zones.
- The
Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield, just because.
That
is, when the 10 to 15 local students, dressed in sneakers, jeans
and sweaters, aren't combing nearby forests and meadows for plants
and herbs with healing powers.
According
to Hexenschule's two founders, everything is based on the premise
that witchcraft is, in fact, a traditional science applied in non-traditional
ways - devoid of black magic and any religious overtones.
"A
witch is just an ordinary person who looks at life holistically,"
says co-founder Andreas Starchel, 35, who spent 20 years studying
witchcraft before becoming a teacher.
"We
want our school to become the norm and to set the quality standard
in witchcraft education."
Students
study such standard-issue college subjects as astronomy, botany,
anatomy, alternative medicine and biology, along with classes in
oracles, tarot cards, horoscopes, dowsing and magic. No, they will
never learn to talk to snakes like Harry Potter, but students become
proficient at everything from therapeutic massage to preparing restorative
teas.
"For
years, my close friends told me I was a witch, because I was sensitive
and had these intuitions about things like what herbs can help cure
what ailments," says Karin Isamberth, 41, a housewife in Salzburg
who enrolled in the Hexenschule in 1999 and hopes to become a certified
witch next year. "Rather than just going out and buying them at
the corner store, I decided to learn the nitty-gritty about natural
remedies and how to make them myself."
Seven
courses of study
Like
Isamberth, most of the 100-plus witches-in-waiting don't live in
the Klagenfurt area but are from elsewhere in Austria as well as
Germany, Switzerland, England, Hungary and Italy. They take online
classes (www.hexen-schule.de) and rarely meet one another.
The
few local students do hook up for, say, herb-seeking outings, followed
by a lively dinner discussion at a nearby pub, or tarot-reading
classes.
"We
meet up for several days in a row, for long blocks of time," Starchel
says. "And we teach the students to differentiate between their
perception of what witches do and the reality of what being a real
witch entails. People would be quite shocked to know that our students
look and act very normal. You won't see any warts, hairy chins or
black cloaks."
Indeed,
Kulmitzer and Starchel, who prefers to go by his druid name, Dakaneth,
started offering organized courses in witchcraft in 1998 to help
preserve mystical traditions that were well on their way to being
forgotten. Initially, Hexenschule's three-year program consisted
of monthly seminars that required students to travel to Klagenfurt.
"People were immediately interested in our courses, but it was just
too far for most to travel, so we brought it to them," Kulmitzer
says. "Now we offer virtual classes in both English and German,
which has been a major attraction."
Four
years later, their effort has evolved into a degree program composed
of seven courses of study, such as energy sciences and astrology.
After completing a course in about six months and proving their
competence with a written exam, students move on to the next one.
Certified
mastery of witchcraft
Most
finish the seven courses in three to five years, write a 20- to
30-page thesis and earn their Venefica (Latin for witch) degree,
certifying them as masters of witchcraft. Only three students have
graduated so far, but more than 100 are taking the courses. Isamberth
and nine others are completing the individual tests.
Hexenschule's
founders freely thank Harry Potter for the surge in attendance.
"Before
the movie came out last year, we had 40 students," Kulmitzer says.
"Now we have more than double that. We think it's quite funny how
the movie benefited us."
But
unlike Potter, you won't need to buy cauldrons or capes to study
at this school. Instead, students purchase items such as a protection
charm to boost their protective circle, software to calculate star
constellations, tarot cards, and herbs for making oils, creams and
powders.
"Most
of our students are here because they want to learn the art of natural
medicine, because it's very popular here in Austria and Germany,"
Kulmitzer says. "They're learning about positive energy, the power
of water and the benefits of herbal remedies."
Most
students are women, the majority in their 30s and 40s who likely
would be more at home at an Earth Day rally than in a college library.
Some
are university students earning their witchcraft degrees to augment
their diplomas in medicine or natural sciences; others are homemakers
or retirees curious about obscure herbs and spices.
"Being
a witch is my life. It's a state of mind, but I am still learning,"
says Isamberth, who says she has incorporated everything she has
learned into her daily routines.
"I
learned the concepts of witchcraft at the school and live my life
according to the philosophy. Now, for example, if I am having a
low-energy day, I know to cook myself a meal heavy on paprika, because
that gives me an instant infrared energy boost.
"And
now, I know what teas to make for my friends to help cure their
aches and pains."
Isamberth
takes most of her classes online but does manage to attend select
sessions in Klagenfurt so she can bond with her fellow sorcerers.
Once a semester, the students who are able to travel come together
for a four-day seminar that celebrates ancient traditions and allows
them to show off their potion-mixing and talisman-developing skills.
For
in-person study at the Klagenfurt facility, students pay about $250
for each course; a virtual class with additional online coaching
is $145. Each post-course test costs $70. The complete education
runs about $2,240.
But
these intrepid witches aren't in it for the money, Hexenschule's
founders say. And that's a good thing, because the school's degree
isn't officially recognized by any government or institution, and
few certified witches will ever make a living solely by practicing
their craft. Starchel earns his keep as a technician at Klagenfurt
University, while Kulmitzer pays her rent as a jazz and soul singer.
"No,
the degree is not official," Starchel says. "But our students aren't
here for the piece of paper. They're not here to get rich, but to
enrich themselves."
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